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Here is a synopsis of the article in conjunction with the past 2 years:


Baby Matt: "WAAAAAaaa!!! Ninty, why arent you making games I like at the pace of 2 consoles combined? You are forgetting about me, the NerdcoreAAAAAA!!!"

Ninty: "ummmm......have you seen our bottom line? I think we know what we are doing. Alright (sigh) we will strictly make games which directly compete with 2 HD consoles. Stupid us for trying a different business model to capture more of the overall market. Yeah we scheduled our releases unbalanced but you would have bitched if there werent enough games early on. You know what, screw you! Go buy a damn 360/PS3!!!Vote with your money and shut the heck up!"

Baby Matt: "Ok."

Finale: Rainbows and puppydogs!!!!!



Dear internet users, the morale of the story is: VOTE WITH YOUR DOLLARS!! THIS IS WHAT BUSINESSES LISTEN TO.