I've figured out why RolStoppable hates Animal Crossing

[Oyvoyvoyv]

RolStoppable said:

nintendo_fanboy said:
ach chum, so schlächt ischer emmel nid gsi! aber wär rächnet scho dermit daser in somene forum usgrächnet ufe frau trifft wenner sone witz macht... wobi ich au gnueg fraue kenn wo dä witz luschtig würde finde, emmel do in dr schwiz und solang er über ä öschtricher isch...

Schiab's lei auf de Weiba.

 

I'm really lost. I generally understand pretty much all European languages decently (I can only talk/write the scandinavian/English/Spanish though), but I have absolutely no clue what you guys are saying.

 

So Viel Glück, or something. (I think that means good bye, but it could mean something totally else. It might also mean good luck, or best wishes or something).