Need I remind anyone in favor of this new direction of something rather important?
BADASS:
BADASS II: THE BALLAD (This one's for the ladies)
Number one looks like he would slit your throat without hesitation. Number two looks like a saint . . . who would split you in half like Voltron [if you were evil] without hesitation.
The new and improved Cecil (now with MORE DIMENSIONS!) looks like a pansy, who would like to invite you to his sweet 16 at the Castle AUUUGH! (Grail shaped beacon indeed!)