Amazon has confirmed that my Wii Music order should be arriving on Monday, and as a few may have gathered from (very) recent comments, I fully intend to give the game a thorough and (hopefully) low-bias review when it comes in. Given the incredible lack of integrity I have seen in game reviews of late, I felt it was more or less necessary to give the game a thorough analysis, so let's get on to what you can expect.
+ A new topic on Monday to open the events
+ A full breakdown of my "gaming credentials" relating to Wii Music
+ A surface-level "first impressions" review of Wii Music
+ Monkeys*
+ An in-depth look at what Wii Music can do
+ Concluding statements and analyses of the game
+ An Infinite Improbability Drive**
+ One of those "overall score" breakdowns you see everywhere, with a twist or six
+ Possibly more, depending on what I have time and patience for***
So keep your eyes open for the festivities to begin on Monday, and feel free to make suggestions.**** This should be fun!*****
* - Monkeys may or may not actually appear in the final product.
** - The Heart of Gold may not be available when the review begins; we still haven't worked out the probability factor, and Zaphod went joyriding with it again.
*** - This space for rent.
**** - Suggestions involving taking my taste in games and shoving them into various unpleasant things will be ignored, but thoroughly laughed at based on their comedic merit.
***** - I take no responsibility if this turns out to not be fun. Also, I'm getting tired of typing asterisks now, so I think that's quite enough from me.
Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.
