Millennium on 21 October 2008
If the Wii is boring you, take a look at the catalog. There is plenty to interest gamers of all types. All you have to do -and admittedly this can be difficult for people used to following the marketing hype- ignore the so-called "professional" reviewers. Never have they been so worthless as on a console where they can't throw up a few screenshots and say OMG SO PRETTY DESU and expect the game to sell.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
