Helios on 10 October 2008
And now we go live to VGDChartz, where the American data on console sales has just been released...
Person 1: Oh, looks like the Xbox 360 beat the PS3 again - in every single region, to boot!
Person 2: What?! B-but the p-price cut - I thought it was supposed to increase sales!
Person 1: It did.
Person 2: Yeah, for the Xbox - us Sony fans thought it would increase PS3 sales! *cry*
Person 1: Yeah, how would that work, anyway?
Person 2: Because... because the 360's price cut has failed! Yeah, that's right - The 360's pricecut has failed!!!
Person 1: Uh, just because you say so doesn't make it true.
Person 2: It does! It does! *wah wah wah*
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In other news, Nintendo wins again.
