If the PS3 was $199

[coolestguyever]

then the new script if the PS3 was $199:



Little Johnny - Mommy, can i get a new video game system for Christmas?

Mom - I dunno johnny, have you been a good boy?

Little Johnny - Yes mommy



(mom goes to wal-mart to check out game systems)



Jim (wal mart employee) - Can i help you find anything ma'am?

Mom - I am looking for a game system for little Johnny for christmas, what would you recommend.

Jim - Well PS3 is by far the best console in the history of time, it has the best games, best graphics, built in blu ray player, built in wi-fi, bluetooth, sixaxis, and the playstation name you trust

Mom - Oh boy that sounds great! how much?

Jim - Its now only $199!

Mom - Oh boy i can afford that! I'll take it!

Jim - thats great ma'am but don't you want to hear about the other 2 consoles first?

Mom - Okay sounds cool, how about that nintendo wee-wee or penis, or whatever its called.

Jim - Its nintendo wii, ma'am. And well its got 5,000 mario games, great third party games like Balls of Fury and ninjabread men. It has wifi, awesome 480p graphics, and super smash bros brawl

Mom - that sounds cool, can it play my awesome blu ray disks?

Jim - no, thats only the PS3

Mom - well can it play my immense DVD collection?

Jim - umm, no ma'am. it only plays games.

Mom - oh, disappointing. Well how about you tell me about the zbox 325 or whatever its called

Jim - you mean the xbox 360. Well its got 1080p graphics and built in HDMI which were on PS3 first. Its controller is different from the original xbox because they removed the black and white buttons and put on buttons that look more like the farmiliar playstation's L1 and L2 type buttons. Lets see, its got lots of violent games Little johnny will like like Gears of War, Halo 3, Bioshock

Mom - doesn't it have lots of good E rated games like the PS3 with little big planet, gran turismo 5, ratchet and clank and wipeout HD?

Jim - well, umm...its...ummm, got Rock band and umm...forza 2

Mom - but isn't gran turismo 5 way better than forza 2?

jim - yes, of course it is. here let me tell you what else the 360 offers. well its got a 3 year warranty on the red ring of death which i'd bet my life your little johnny gets within 6 months. Its got good graphics, its got lots more games, it provides some white noise when its running considering its louder than a bulldozer, and you can make it play vertically rather than horizantally.

Mom - so how much are these 2 obviously cheaper systems with less features, i'd guess that if you get all that on the PS3 for only $200, then these 2 consoles would run at about $75

Jim - Well the wii is $250, with the great sales it HAD, there was no reason to drop the price. The 360 is also $199 but thats the lousy arcade which has no hard drive.

Mom - Well thanks for the help jim, i'll definately get the PS3