Wii and DS games having the worst storylines?

[Riachu]

DTG said:

trestres said:
RE4, RE:UC, Fire Emblem DS and Wii, Star Wars TFU, Okami, Super Paper Mario, Zelda:TP, Zelda: PH, ToS:DotNW, DQ IV/V/VI/IX, FF III/IV/Tactics Advance 2/XII Revenant Wings/CC Rings of Fate, Metroid Prime 3, Metroid Prime: Hunters, Castlevania DS, Sonic Chronicles, Chronno Trigger DS, Trauma Center DS and Wii, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, NMH, Opoona, The Godfather, Scarface, Valkyre Profile DS, Disgaea DS, Blue Dragon Plus, ASH, Soma Bringer, Etrian Odissey, etc. etc. etc. etc.

 

You obviously haven't watched many movies or read any books if you consider most of those games to have great or even passable storylines...

Lots of movies these days have pretty crappy stories. 

Of course books have better stories overall.  They are a storytelling medium while video games for the most part aren't.

 

What's wrong with some of those video game storylines?