Millennium on 09 September 2008
Let me put it this way: if the reviews of the HD versions are any indication, their vaunted Euphoria engine did not, in fact, add anything of value to the game. This opens the way for versions which don't rely on worthless neuromuscular-simulation ZOMGDYNAMICANIMATION gimmicks to show how to really make a game better. This is where the Wii has a chance to truly shine.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
