Millennium on 29 August 2008
Kratos would scream at Link. But that would make Link mad, and so he'd scream at Kratos.
Then Kratos would brandish his weapons and scream again.
Then Link would do some twirly flourishes and scream some more.
Then Kratos would crouch down low to the ground and scream DBZ-style.
Then Link would rip his shirt off and do some sumo-style stomping from Twilight Princess, and then he'd scream.
Then Termina would crash into the planet, killing both of them along with everybody else. Verdict: DRAW.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.
