"Hello, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC." "And I'm ... Gears of War."

[Dolla Dolla]

Mac: Hello, I'm a Mac.

PC: And I'm a PC.

Mac: Hey PC, how ya doing?

PC: You know, getting ready for Gears of War.

Mac: That's great. I heard it works on Vista AND XP. You must be pretty psyched.

PC: Indeed, I am.

Mac: Awesome. Oh, hey Gears of War.

*Gears of War walks in and holds Mac's hand*

PC: Gears ... what're you doing?

Mac: Oh, didn't you hear? Gears of War will be making it's way to Mac, too.

PC: ...

Mac: Oh, and Unreal Tournament 3, too. Pretty cool, huh?

PC: ... I hate you.

http://www.macworld.com/news/2007/07/16/gearsofwar/index.php