Okay the forums have been absolutely BORING lately so I thought I would throw a curve ball in the mix.

Anyone have tips on getting rid of a massive, long, and painful erection quickly. It is sometimes be categorized as priopism and can lead to ED in the future if left untreated. Of course I know all the common ones, have sex, cold shower, etc but what do I do at 2 AM when I can't shower and all I want to do is go to bed?

Do a search in google images for herpes.

or hpv.

think of the most unattractive person you can imagine taking a huge steaming shit. right on your face. or you could think of your grandma naked. or think about your grandpa spitting on your grandma's vagina and sticking his fingers in her shit and rolling around in it.

I can say the alphabet backwards from Z to A in about two seconds. Why is that? As a youth, my penis would get erect for absolutely no reason. I used to have to trap it in my belt to keep it from poking out and embarrassing me. Saying the alphabet backwards works.......until you reach the point where you can do it without having to think.

cut it off.

Let the cat play with it.

find naked pictures of your mother-in-law on the internet.

look at gay porn

stick it in the freezer

Or my personal favorite Imagine taking this one for a roll in the hay (the chick, not the scared looking runt next to her)

i'd have sex with her

Ironman just won this thread

O_O

All very good (albeit disgusting) suggestions. Keep em coming (ok bad word choice there). I've tried them or variations at least but need something more effective.

Pull one off. . .