Well, my most awkward moment would have to be the time I was at a funeral with my wife...well she wondered off to talk to somebody, and I wondered off in a different direction. Well, I was looking off at something and I came up behind a church-members wife, not really paying attention, I put my arms around her thinking that she was my wife. It took a second to register that my wife wasn't wearing a velvet dress, and then, to my horror I realized my mistake.

I don't think I have anything I would qualify as awkward

Most awkward moment is definitely the time I had a few drinks, chatted up this chick, went back to her place where I realised that she had a bigger wang than me. Needless to say, I legged it out of there quicker than Speedy Gonzales, the Roadrunner and Usain Bolt put together to get the fuck out of there (remember, I couldn't drive cos I was drunk). I can't remember how far I walked to get home, but that was easily the scariest moment of my life. If you don't believe me, I don't blame you. I wouldn't believe that either, but it happens to more guys than you would think.

EDIT: Yes, I know it says opposite sex, but I thought it was opposite. Also, when it comes to normal chicks, nothing but smooth sailing. Some Hair Wax, some nice CK Cologne and my A Game, nothing but net.

They don't call you 2inches for nothing!

got cramp in my leg while coming, she was a nice girl though, even massaged my leg so it wasn't to awkward.

2 more: got a boner while hugging best (girl) friend, im 14
was poking a friend when she moved in the last second, ended up poking her in the boobs, we blushed then laughed our asses off

lol you obviously have lsightly bigger problems with the oppsoie sex than me

I can be pretty awkward with the opposite sex, but only mildly so. Weird stories involve the weird shit guys try. At one point I was at work and there was this guy who kept hitting on me... so once when we were in the elevator he turns to me and asks... Do you like it in the butt?

I took it as a joke at first... but then he persisted. That was awkward.

Various stalkers I've had have been pretty awkward. Oh and that guy who thought this was a good pick-up line: I was talking to him in a bar and then he says "Oh, I didn't hear what you said, I was too busy staring at your chest" And proceeded to point at some chick and loudly proclaim he slept with her.

And one time when I was 18 I was drunk and agreed to give a dude a bj at a party and then he walked off for a minute and common sense came back to me and I booked it... ran outside and jumped in a taxi with other people in it.

I could go on all day.

It's awkward when i have to tell girls at uni that hit on me that I am gay. I'm sure other gay guys have had similar problem. Especially when you chat to the girls a bit in a friendly way and they get the wrong idea after a while.

A straight friend of mine had a different issue, a girl coming up and asking: "So... you are either gay, or in a relationship right?" Guess it happens more often then just to you heart...

Another funny thing happened to him by the way. He has a twin brother and at some point a girl came up to him and started to enthusiastically hug him and yapping about some other people while we just stood there awkwardly staring at eachother, shrugging... She finally said: Don't you remember me?!

Then we casually told her that they are twins and it was very awkward...