Most awkward moment is definitely the time I had a few drinks, chatted up this chick, went back to her place where I realised that she had a bigger wang than me. Needless to say, I legged it out of there quicker than Speedy Gonzales, the Roadrunner and Usain Bolt put together to get the fuck out of there (remember, I couldn't drive cos I was drunk). I can't remember how far I walked to get home, but that was easily the scariest moment of my life. If you don't believe me, I don't blame you. I wouldn't believe that either, but it happens to more guys than you would think.
EDIT: Yes, I know it says opposite sex, but I thought it was opposite. Also, when it comes to normal chicks, nothing but smooth sailing. Some Hair Wax, some nice CK Cologne and my A Game, nothing but net.
That's about as likely as me playing by somebody elses rules, which I would never do. I only play by my own rules, nobody elses...not even my own.
