I know you are all joking. (to a point anyway) but some of you should realise it is difficult for some to get into 2D gaming when we started in 3D.... modern 2D games are ok because they run smoother (gameplay and controls not framerate, although that is probably true too)
There are very few pre-N64/PS1 games I can get into, they need to be simple... like Super Mario, or Sonic the Hedgehog (though I wasn't as keen on Sonic 3)
Which is why I have stopped buying VC games, as most of them are dissapointing.... the 3 VC games I thoroughy enjoyed enough to justify their price are all N64 games (F-Zero X, SM64 and LoZ:MM)... Then Sonic 1 and SM:Lost Levels if I had to lose them I might miss them, but wouldn't buy them again.... the other 5 VC titles I have I would happily give back if I could.
Although if Micro Machines ever graces VC I will jump on the chance to buy it (Mcro Machines is good simple fun)