Millennium on 14 March 2009
The only thing stupid about the PS4 is that Sony isn't racing to be first: they need to move on from their current train wreck. Some hints for next time:
- People will not pay $599 for a game console. They only just barely tolerate $400 at launch. If you cannot sell your next console profitably (or, at worst, with only a modest loss) at $350 or less right off the bat, scale its technology back until you can. It will not kill you, nor will it kill devs.
- Take Kutaragi, Kirai, and that guy who called Sony fans "drones" in front of the media, fit them with ankle beepers, and do not let them anywhere near the media until the console's release. Bring in new marketing folks who are less prone to insulting their own fanbase, and let them do the talking.
- Take note of what won this generation: a disruptive technology that turned a sick industry on its ear and gave it a bigger shot in the arm than it had seen in a decade. Study this. Drum it through your head. This is what the market wants now. Out-disrupt it if you can, copy it shamelessly if you must.
- The formulas you established and Microsoft perfected have aged to the point of obsolescence. Experiment and start fresh, and think about why Nintendo's formulas have not suffered this fate.
- Sony's failure this generation is a consequence of taking its fanbase for granted. Remember that, and do not repeat it.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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What do I hate about modern gaming? I hate tedium replacing challenge, complexity replacing depth, and domination replacing entertainment. I hate the outsourcing of mechanics to physics textbooks, art direction to photocopiers, and story to cheap Hollywood screenwriters. I hate the confusion of obsession with dedication, style with substance, new with gimmicky, old with obsolete, new with evolutionary, and old with time-tested.
There is much to hate about modern gaming. That is why I support the Wii.