I was up all night watching all this evidence spread all over the internet, and it looks like it's getting picked up by a few bigger sites today.  Oh man this is gonna be good.  This might explode during the convention and the hurricane at the same time, and then just explode the universe.



     In March, Sarah Palin said "Hey everybody I'm pregnant" and everybody was happy.  They asked her how far along she was.  She said "7 months."  Nobody believed her.  This is Sarah Palin claiming she's 7 months pregnant in March.

     Here's how fat Sarah Palin gets when she's actually pregnant.  Note her old bad hairdo.  This is her first pregnancy in 1989.

     There are no pictures of her this fat in March or even April, when she was 8 months pregnant, when she had the baby one month prematurely.



     However, her daughter Bristol mysteriously had mono for 5-8 months, and stayed home from school for that long, until "mom" had the baby.  Yet instead of losing weight from mono, she was gaining weight, most likely because she was the one that was pregnant.

     And the day Sarah claims to have had the kid, she was in Dallas.  She says her water broke, but instead of going immediately to the hospital, she went and gave a half hour speech anyway.  Then she didn't go to the huge hospital in Dallas, but got on an airplane, 8 months pregnant, after her water broke.  Every doctor and nurse in the world will tell you that she's a negligent fucktard trying to give her baby an infection, unless of course, she isn't pregnant and is racing home to be with her daughter.  She goes on an 8 hour flight back to Alaska.  But instead of going to the hospital in the big city, she gets in a car and has another 45 minute drive to Mat-Su Valley Regional Medical Center, near the tiny town where she used to be mayor and has connections, and then has the baby 7 more hours later.

     The more babies you have, the faster they pop out.  Her 5th baby wouldn't have waited for 16+ hours of labor, including flying across the entire fucking country.  So she's either insane and negligent, or a liar.

     So the theory now is that her 16 year old daughter Bristol got pregnant, and the family decided to do what many other Christian pro-lifers do, pretend the girl has mono, sneak the baby out, and give it up for adoption.  Then they found out it would have Down's syndrome, so they decided to keep it, and then 7 months into the pregnancy, had a brilliant idea.  They'd pretend it was Sarah's.  She's governor of a small state and has an 80% approval rating and can do whatever the fuck she wants (like fire her ex-brother in law in an awesome ethics scandal and accuse him of being an abusive drunk who tazered her nephew; the investigation finishes their report October 31st, right before the election, so that should be fun too).  She didn't know she was going to be a vice presidential candidate, so she didn't expect detectives from all over the country and the internet to swoop in on her small town and find all the skeletons in her closet, and now the shit's hitting the fan.



     This picture is from late 2007.  Which one looks pregnant?  She could be sucking in her gut to hide it, which makes her boobs look bigger than usual as well.

     Here's mom and dad holding the thing like it's not their baby.

     Here's how the real mom Bristol holds her baby.

     Here's Bristol before she had her prego belly.

Links:

Full timeline with photos and videos from yesterday:
Sarah Palin Is NOT The Mother [Photos+Video] at Daily Kos.

Updates from today that are even juicier:
BabyGate: Explosive Details [Photos+Video] at Daily Kos.

Video from February 20th (6 months pregnant) of Sarah Palin hiking and saying she loves to run uphill because "it really thrashes your legs and your guts."  This is a month before she decided she was pregnant.
Hike of the Week Urban Hike with Sarah Palin at Alaska HDTV.

Sarah Palin hit by internet rumours over fifth child at Times Online UK.

Palin for ‘Bridge to Nowhere’ before she was against it at Boston Herald.

NPR: Palin's Wikipedia Entry 'Gets Overhaul'




This woman takes 8 hour flights while in labor, and yet McCain thinks she's the 2nd most qualified person in the country to be president.

how old is the daughter? i don't see why they would make up such a lie.

Bristol is 17, so she was 16 when she got pregnant.

Sarah Palin is for abstinence only education, so it makes her look bad when she has teen pregnancy in her own household.

Can't get an abortion because she's pro-life so it destroys her career.

Can't let teen pregnancy get out because it destroys her career.

She can get away with these lies in March when she's just an Alaskan governor. She becomes a V.P. candidate, INTERNET INVESTIGATION EXPLOSION.



She wears high heels when she's 6 months pregnant and talks about how she likes to thrash her guts running uphill. Mind-boggling.

wow... the dems really are quaking in their boots about Sarah P.. to have made up something this far out. I would think if it were true she would not have accepted the vp nom knowing they would scrutinize her life as close as they are.

I've been trying to keep quiet on this whole "scandal" till conclusive proof is actually out because if it's all just some idiots going overboard and spreading lies, they're no better than the idiots massmailing people about "B. Hussein Obama is a radical extremist Muslim!"

However, if it turns out to be legit, this could make for some interesting drama down the road.

lol, very funny if somehow true.

Then why not do a paternity test on the kid, or check the birth records?

Wouldn't falsifying birth records by the doctors cause a huge fallout...?

I'm waiting for somebody to 'splain this.

Palin claims 16+ hours of labor?

Palin claims 5-8 months of mono?

Premature Down's syndrome baby and she only takes 3 days off work and she almost never holds it?

The burden of proof is on her to explain how these miracles happen to her family. Mono lasts 3 months max. Doctors are saying there's no way that baby didn't come out on the plane if she was already leaking amniotic fluid.

No photos of Sarah fat and no photos of Bristol for the last few months?

You can go to the hospital's web site and they don't list the baby there.



Find me a doctor or any woman who has had a baby who believes Sarah Palin.

If the time-line accompanying the pictures is true, then i have to say the theory seems highly likely, and not at all far fetched(keep in mind im an India and in no way interested in the electoral process)

I think she's only the second governor to have a baby while in office, so that alone should be newsworthy enough to get a single photo of her as fat as she was in 1989. If it was her baby, she should've been proud as hell of it, and taking preggovernor photos.

Who hides a pregnancy for 7 months ever anyway?


There's so many layers of mystery in this, that whatever the truth is is gonna be really hilarious.