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No.



i don't talk like that in i never will.



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dtewi said:
"Slang" speak has become so common these days, I can nearly classify it as our second language.

Here is a more "fluent" version of your speech:

W#1 - Yo dude i banged the shinzit out of a bitch.

WG#2 - Did you toss that hot saladsizzle?

WG#1 - Ya homie, I rimmed her summin' fierce!

WG#2 - Dude, hookafizzle mezizzle withazizzle hotazizzle bitcharooni!

 

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That kind of language is so foul it smudges the air.



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Here in the Uk we do not talk like that. We do however overuse the word 'f***'

Its not big and its not clever!



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yes thats how they talk, but not me...



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I talk like that when I want to sound like a dick.



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Words Of Wisdom said:
Yes. That's exactly how they talk. Every day. 24/7. Exactly.

Seconded. In fact, if we deviate from this speak, Satan will ask us to return to our caves and reward us with leprosy again.

 



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A lot of kids these days talk like that. I once had an eleven year old call me a dickhead (or something along those lines) just because I told him he should get home because it was getting late (it was around 10pm).

It really has come to this because parents are not were they should be (at home) raising their children so they pick up this kind of stuff from other kid's at school or wherever (kid's who come from bad families and the like).

Though, sometimes I do talk like this just because my friends and I find it hilarious.