As I was walking up to the front of my store, to protect my identity I work at Sears and my real name is Buck Naked, and another Manager shows me an empty BB gun case. I immediately ask how long ago was this, and they said they just walked out.
So I walk out and around the building just to see if they dumped a.nything off as we have been having people break open our locked movie cases behind the building. All of a sudden from behind a dumpster a kid pops his head out, no he was not homeless and giving a blow job for mcdonalds money, he was with his two friends changing their coats around. So smart, so they would not be caught by the stupid police. Anyways kid one sees me and tells his two friends and they panic for an second then two take off one way and the other one goes kind of towards me but in the direction of the street. So you guessed it, despite not wanting to get shot or stabbed with a black plague infused needle mixed with heroin I chased after him.
He must have been a prized athelete because we leapt over large plant beds, crossed a busy street that I found was just as easy to do as it is done in movies and lastly he jumped a ten foot fence. That is where this tale ends. I got up on the fence and looked over not able to see where he went. Surely, I did yell off to him that he was just making it worse on himself, but it was to no avail.
As I was walking back to Kmart or whatever I said above I saw the other two in the distance run across another street into the woods. ...
They would soon find out I was the most determind Manager they would ever battle, as I walked quickly to my car and sped off to the ither side of the woods so I could follow them and call the cops when they entered their mansion or wherever professional theives live.
Sadly that did not happen, I never found them and just went back to my store to see how it all started on camera. Proudly always knowing that I made those punks work for their 26 dollars in theft, which is 5 dollars worth at the pawn shop and a beatings worth if their Grandma finds out.
Would you have caught them vgchartians? Why or why not in the comments below..