I'm a mad scientist

Ah, yes, an accountant. It can be a pain, but someone has to do it. I might become a project developer (someone who negotiates deals directly with people and that kind of stuff, it involves a lot of travelling) by next year, and that'll allow me to stay away from a lot of numbers. 

So, are you currently studying? 

I like that. If you ever invent a doomsday device that can destroy the entire planet, let me know and we could be in business

I suggest something anti-matter based.

If you ever invent a time machine, let me know too, I'd love to go in the past, kill Hitler and my grand father. Hitler obviously but my grand father cause I want to test the grand father time paradox. Also I want to talk to people like Jesus, Buddha or Aristotle. Also I wanna go back to the time the Sphinx was allegedly made as I don't think it was made 4500 years ago but more like 12000 years ago. I also might be tempted into going 65.000.000 years ago to see the dinosaurs and that comet that caused their doom. Then I'd try the future to see what amazing stuff humans will invent (assuming they don't simply destroy themselves at some point).

Also if you ever invent some device that makes women uncontrollably want to have sex, like in that famous set of comics made by Italian author Milo Manara, I'd be very interested but that's just between us, if anyone asks, I'll deny!

Anyway let me know about any other crazy inventions you'd come up with that I could be interested in.

Make your own. Get it on the play store then sit back and watch the money roll in.

Only the bolded one is possible in the foreseeable future 

Academically speaking? Nope, I was never good with studies. You could even say that I'm a school dropout. My method of learning is rather empirical. I was never good at fitting in the social mold of expected conformity. This of course has its pros and its cons but academically speaking I'm no good.

What about you? It's nice and all to start a topic with this question but what is your personal answer my friend?

Casino dealer

Part of the education reform program in Dubai. I'm head of the biology Curriculum. I was promoted from basic biology high school teacher because I was fluent in two languages.

Under consideration for biology professor position at New York University of Abu Dhabi this Summer because - again- I speak two languages.

Being qualified and bilingual is the ladder to being promoted in the UAE. It's incredibly different than in the USA, and I don't plan on returning to Ohio any time soon.

Play Games, Reading Books.