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Staring at "BOOBS" let's men live longer

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found this article and find it funny and interesting, but that's not all, there are 5 other ways to live longer...

1. staring at boobs

2. have lots of sex

3. get married

4. have kids

5. be responsible

6. get a dad bod

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://nypost.com/2017/03/27/staring-at-boobs-is-just-one-of-six-easy-ways-men-can-live-longer/&ved=2ahUKEwiVjLaIn9raAhUHthQKHTrNC8QQFjAAegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw19tqaSZepmtbf9AbY1D7MP

Last edited by ZODIARKrebirth - on 27 April 2018

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Yeah I heard about this a while ago lol. I can safely say I am going to live longer :-p



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Ironically I cannot stare at THESE boobs in the OP's message as that woman has them covered with her red clothes.
Again the contradiction of it being healthy and us not being able to stare at them boobs as they arbitrarily cannot be shown. Human logic!

Also about point 6, I have no idea what a dad bod is.



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Does staring at manboobs count?



CrazyGamer2017 said:
Ironically I cannot stare at THESE boobs in the OP's message as that woman has them covered with her red clothes.
Again the contradiction of it being healthy and us not being able to stare at them boobs as they arbitrarily cannot be shown. Human logic!

Also about point 6, I have no idea what a dad bod is.

Most men gain a bit of weight after they have kids, but that is not necessarily a bad thing.

A book called “How Men Age” argues that tubby men are less likely to suffer a heart attack or prostate cancer and are more likely to invest their time in their children.

Author Richard G. Bribiescas says their increased fat levels also make them more attractive to women — which will help with the above tips.



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Guess I'll start at Nr. 6 and work my way up to 1.



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1 and 2 no problem, its the rest that is scary and could lead to early death, ive seen it!!! lol maybe I have watched too much married with children, i dont know



 

How do kids make you live longer, they suck the life out of me! It's also impossible to stare at boobs with my kids around, or have sex. Self contradicting list.



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