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Not to be outdone by Microsoft's "Newton", Sony announced Yesterday it will come out with Einstein controller which features a 2 mics, 24 axis that can detect 4D movements as well as rumble. Insider close to Sony reports, claiming they have now achieved victory because the general view is that Einstein is smarter than Newton. Not to shy from all this, source within Nintendo is rumouring that themselves will come out with their latest control scheme code-named: "Darwin", unfortunately, the actual name Nintendo seems to be favouring is actually "Wang".

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For some reason when I saw that picture I had a flashback to the "Dildozer" in Idiocracy ...



I hope they sell protective coverings for that suspiciously long microphone....

How's about some attachments too?



Looks like a photoshop of a sex toy.



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HappySqurriel said:
For some reason when I saw that picture I had a flashback to the "Dildozer" in Idiocracy ...

 best movie that nobody saw in theater.



Soriku (Feb 10/08): In 5 years the PS3/360 will be dead.

KH3 bet: "If KH3 comes to Wii exclusive, I will take a 1 month of sig/avatar by otheres open a thread apologize and praise you guys' brilliance." http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?start=50&id=18379
Original cast: Badonkadonkhr, sc94597 allaboutthegames885, kingofwale, Soriku, ctk495, skeezer, RDBRaptor, Mirson,

Episode 1: OOPSY!
selnor
: Too Human I even expect 3-4 mill entire life and 500,000 first day. GoW2 ( expect 7 - 9 million entire life and over 2 mill first day), Fable 2 (expect 5-6 million entire life and 1.5 mill fist day) BK3 (expect 4 - 5 mill sales entire life and 1 mill first day).. Tales/IU/TLR should get to 2 or 3 million! post id: 868878
Episode 2:
Letsdance: FFXIII (PS3+360) first week in NA = 286K
According to pre-order rate in week 13 (post id: 2902544)
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That looks like something else...



^well of course it does sony is trying to imply there....well you know..is bigger then Microsoft

in other news a whole ne wave of patent lawsuits from no name companies is bogging down teh legal system



 

HappySqurriel said:
For some reason when I saw that picture I had a flashback to the "Dildozer" in Idiocracy ...

 As if "Beef Supreme" wasn't suggestive enough...



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

Looks good to me.



Newton? Einstein? Great! :D


However, I expect this one to fail relatively fast... (not compared to the speed of light, though, it would need an endless amount of energy to do so). Nobody can beat Nintendo with waggle controll!

 

/sarcasm

 

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