So for people who don't know; Valve announced a New game: a card game called Artifact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5mY8XqrHU
The reception has been less than positive, for obvious reasons.

I feel Valve has to something to repair their damaged public perception, and I have the perfect solution: a kart racer.
Valve has a lot of really popular characters, they understand game design, they are perfect for the job.


Chell, she can shoot a portal in front of her that exits a few meters behind her.
This can be used to either portal away from danger, or to punish other players.

Charger, has a short dash that uses up stamina / fuel.
Dash can be used to: avoid attacks, open up shortcuts and / or bump other players.

Gordon Freeman, has a gravity gun and a crowbar.
Pretty obvious what this could do.

Scout, can double jump.
Jump over obstacles and other players.

Add in a couple more characters like Dog, Wheatley, Gabe Newell, Pyro, a few people from Dota, Counter Strike and a few from their other games.
You have a instant classic.

Kart part skins and character skins; instant money.

What do you guys think?
How else could Valve make money off such a game?

....lmao,...wut?

No, just hurry up and make Half Life 3! 

And in the mean time, if anybody gives Valve more hate, they can play this song :

https://youtu.be/D9ZXCvRj3Q0

It will be like an ultimatum! "IF YOU KEEP HATING ON US[and don't play our card game]WE WILL SHUT DOWN STEAM AND MAKE NO MORE GAMES!"

Third post of the thread... Half Life 3 confirmed.
But yea they should give a Kart game a chance.

Kart games wont sell on PC. There more a couch co-op idea. Valve should just make what there good at making. Maybe a movie related FPS.
I am desveststated Valve havnt made a big AAA game lately however i still love them and what they stand for in gaming. So many games on Steam to keep the wait pleasantful.

Ew, Mysterious Girlfriend X...
What a weird show.

You mean, 

the greatest show

http://store.steampowered.com/app/488350/The_Karters/
I guess we will soon see if kart racers can sell on PC.

Please be good.

It was a good watch, I will give you that.

Okay, now you get a cookie

Fantastic.