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yes 35 56.45%
 
no 27 43.55%
 
Total:62

fun fact: the Illuminati use to be a real organization before it became a meme, and around 300 years ago, there were actually people who attempted to control the people by controlling the trends. however, they are not real anymore and anyone who is convinced that they still exist just needs to take it down a notch.

i'm all for fun and games but actually believing that stuff is nonsense. i havent played the game myself, but from what ive seen it well deserves the perfect scores. the game has minimal glitches, looks fantastic, and stays true to the creator's original vision of the game after attempting to perfect it since the 1980's.

but then you never know. maybe the illuminati is still out there. some days i have a hard time deciding what i want for breakfast, so if somebody else wants to help me decide which trends to follow, and which superstitions i should believe.... eh, I'd be pretty okay with that



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The funniest secret society is probably the Bohemian Grove -- Nixon once called them the most "faggy goddamned thing".

The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time . . . It is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine with that San Francisco crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qExWbrNZRcw



Lol, there are several games that can say they have this status along with studios.

Hideo Kojima: The dude hide so much stuff in MGS5 that hinted to the split between Konami and himself years before it hapened. Then right before it 100% happened Hideo hide dozens of secrets in the PT demo about his departure from Konami. Then when Konami found out PT went ByeBye. Years later and as far as we know, Hideo Kojima is making the same game he wanted, with more publicity, and with a different name. Dude knew what was going to happen and now his trailers are being dissected by everyone in 20 different fields of study (Science, Math, Video Games, History, etc. Just check out Youtube)

Nintendo: Top 4 rated games of all time are Nintendo. That's not to mention the games that were not around when the internet reviewed. Then they release a bunch of crap to have one main Mario game to come out and be completely forgiven for it. While companies can't handle that. To me it's their upbeat attitude in every game. Even the most serious of Mario games are inspirational. They make you feel like you can do anything and have complete freedom doing it.

Rockstar: How do you forget (?) to pull a sex simulator out off your game? Then it's turned AO and out of coincidence... the next game you release is also AO. Come on. Then you are some how able to keep information on upcoming games secret with 1000+ employees? Not to mention every GTA game ranks as high or Higher on metacritic and every GTA outsells the last.

Valve: 3. Nothing every comes with a 3. Gabe Newell left Microsoft after working on Windows 2.2, Gabe Newell has never done a 3 of anything in his life. Not to mention, his company is super secretive. How is it possible that anyone in the company can work on what they want, yet nothing since HL2 has leaked? Gabe worked for Microsoft and left that Billion Dollar Juggernaut and now he created his own Billion Dollar empire. This dudes in cahoots with someone.



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LMAO! IS this for real? The Zelda series is simply consistently good! That's its secret. Show him the reviews for the CDI games.

That being said if you really want to get you friend's panties in a knot then tell him about the actual "Zelda Conspiracy Theory". He'll go ape over it! Though there are two of them and they are kind of inter-changeable but one of them make the game sound like an evil message where the other one makes it sound like a positive message. Interesting enough there's so much evidence to back up the positive one, and Breath of the Wild once again pushes it.


Alternatively you can really rustle his panties by telling your friend that one of the dungeons in the first Zelda game was in the shape of a backwards Swastika.  Which is in reality a Manji. Which is Life, Sun, Love, and good things. It's Buddhism symbol but it's actually in many cultures around the world in history.





roadkillers said:
Lol, there are several games that can say they have this status along with studios.

Hideo Kojima: The dude hide so much stuff in MGS5 that hinted to the split between Konami and himself years before it hapened. Then right before it 100% happened Hideo hide dozens of secrets in the PT demo about his departure from Konami. Then when Konami found out PT went ByeBye. Years later and as far as we know, Hideo Kojima is making the same game he wanted, with more publicity, and with a different name. Dude knew what was going to happen and now his trailers are being dissected by everyone in 20 different fields of study (Science, Math, Video Games, History, etc. Just check out Youtube)

Nintendo: Top 4 rated games of all time are Nintendo. That's not to mention the games that were not around when the internet reviewed. Then they release a bunch of crap to have one main Mario game to come out and be completely forgiven for it. While companies can't handle that. To me it's their upbeat attitude in every game. Even the most serious of Mario games are inspirational. They make you feel like you can do anything and have complete freedom doing it.

Rockstar: How do you forget (?) to pull a sex simulator out off your game? Then it's turned AO and out of coincidence... the next game you release is also AO. Come on. Then you are some how able to keep information on upcoming games secret with 1000+ employees? Not to mention every GTA game ranks as high or Higher on metacritic and every GTA outsells the last.

Valve: 3. Nothing every comes with a 3. Gabe Newell left Microsoft after working on Windows 2.2, Gabe Newell has never done a 3 of anything in his life. Not to mention, his company is super secretive. How is it possible that anyone in the company can work on what they want, yet nothing since HL2 has leaked? Gabe worked for Microsoft and left that Billion Dollar Juggernaut and now he created his own Billion Dollar empire. This dudes in cahoots with someone.

Don't forget Bungie with the numbers "7" and "9". It's really cool because these numbers do have a meaning which makes it a lot of fun to watch them tease players with it with symbolism, numbers, and even a little map in Destiny. It's really fucking cool!

This one is my favorite and most complicated one. I actually was the one to dis cover this a few years ago. I'll copy paste a small except regaurding the charcter Xur which demonstrates how far they go.

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X = 24, the 24th letter in the alphabet
U = 21, the 21st letter in the alphabet
R = 18, the 18th letter in the alphabet

We now have 24 + 21 + 18 = 63 and with the sum of 63 we figured out the numerology of Xur. Now lets take 63 and divide it! 63 ÷ 9 = 7 and 63 ÷ 7 = 9. In other words 7 x 9 = 63 or simply 7 x 9 = Xur. Xur is Bungies most complicated and best hidden "7" easter egg yet.

Xur also sells some of his wares at interesting prices:

Exotic Shards always go for 7 Strange Coins.
Exotic helms or primary exotic weapons cost 23 strange coins. It is interesting to note that 7 + 9 + 7 = 23.
Exotic secondary or heavy weapons cost 1(7) strange coins.
It is unknown if items priced at 13 have any meaning.

 







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onionberry said:

I have a friend, he never played a zelda game before but he tells me that zelda is illuminati and that's the reason for all the perfect scores. Cause it's not possible that a franchise with so many years could have that track record and every zelda game is "the best zelda game ever" 

so, what do you think? Maybe the game is not good and we are being confused by illuminati spells and that's why the media says "10/10 best game ever"

That doesn't explain the hate when WW originally came out. Nor the complaints for Chocho.



The 10/10s are fake news.



A lot of artists are believed to be in the illumanitit, I guess people think success must mean cheating or a pact with the devil or whatever it is XD.



Zelda forever - play Zelda - live Zelda....



Switch!!!

That's why there are so many eyes in Zelda.