I have a friend, he never played a zelda game before but he tells me that zelda is illuminati and that's the reason for all the perfect scores. Cause it's not possible that a franchise with so many years could have that track record and every zelda game is "the best zelda game ever" 

so, what do you think? Maybe the game is not good and we are being confused by illuminati spells and that's why the media says "10/10 best game ever"

Your "friend" is weird...

What, is he gonna blame the left for it?

With all the accidental deaths by exploding the bombs so close to myself, you could believe Link did 9/11!

Sounds accurate.

Tell us more about your "friend"...

numberwang said: Tell us more about your "friend"...

I wish this was a satire thread, but I do have a "friend" who thinks like that. :(

I thought this was common knowledge?

Japanese game developers like use a lot of symbols and aesthetics from the Western world, so Zelda does in fact include an eclectic collection of christian or other religious symbols. Same goes for the Manga Evangelion or the Bayonetta series. The correlation to secret societies that reuse these symbols is then just a coincidence.

https://i.warosu.org/data/vr/img/0025/64/1437871890529.jpg

Get new friends. They will drag you down in a deep dark hole. A prisoner with no parole. Lock you up take your soul. The conspiracy theories will never end. They will get dumber and dumber to the point your brain melts and they start making sense. At that point you have been transformed into one of the trolls who live in Nilbog.