I don't know if this has been posted yet but there's a trend going on that people are licking their cartridges and it's supposed to taste very bad. Apparently Nintendo did this on purpose so small children wouldn't swallow them. I did it and can confirm that it does indeed taste terrible.

Zelda tastes like victory.

1-2 Switch tastes like feet.

No cause while I have tasted many interesting things, most of them have some sort of a bewbs involvement which the Switch does not so..

Don't have one yet so no D:

The real question is.

If you keep licking it, does it get better?

No, the real question is how does one get so bored of a new toy so quickly that they start licking it?

I have, and it tastes as bad as most people claim it to be xD

So this is a real thing then? I thought it was just another stupid internet meme, like planking or cat face in a toast.

we dont want young dumb kids eating our games & possibly chokeing on them.

Lets cover them in something really nasty tasteing, so they wont do it.

What happends next?

Ofcourse everyone is going to start licking and putting them into their mouths to test if it really does taste bad.
Its probably not something "healthy" to put into your mouth if it tastes like that.
But its better than causeing people to choke and die on them.

Still... it begs the question... why are so many people so dumb? ei. dont go putting it into your mouth to taste test it... its a bloody game, not food.

Its done on purpose to prevent kids from chokeing to death on them.

Nintendo dont want the PR from kids dieing because of their Nintendo Switch.

I'm not brave enough