If the Switch was a toaster, what would it be thinking?

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Ljink96 on 13 February 2017

ktay95 said:
All toasters toast toast

Damn, you beat me to it

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And......

Hey! They got SONY on my amiibo! Wait a minute. Two great gaming tastes that game great together!

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ktay95 on 13 February 2017

Jpcc86 said:

It'd be thinking "Gosh, I wish I could run Witcher 3 so that players could finally be happy".
The same applies if it was a fridge, an oven or a dildo.

Fridge, Oven, Toaster and Dildo >>>>>>> Witcher 3

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Jpcc86 on 13 February 2017

ktay95 said:

Jpcc86 said:

It'd be thinking "Gosh, I wish I could run Witcher 3 so that players could finally be happy".
The same applies if it was a fridge, an oven or a dildo.

Fridge, Oven, Toaster and Dildo >>>>>>> Witcher 3

Thats actually accurate for me right now.

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SonytendoAmiibo on 13 February 2017

Hey! They got SONY on my amiibo! Wait a minute. Two great gaming tastes that game great together!

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caffeinade on 13 February 2017

SonytendoAmiibo said:
Enough of these serious "the Switch is this" or "the Switch can't that" discussions. Time for some fun. Your mission, should you decide to accept it is this: If the Switch is a toaster, what is it thinking? I'll start it off with.....