If the Switch was a toaster, what would it be thinking?

[Jpcc86]

ktay95 said:

Jpcc86 said:

It'd be thinking "Gosh, I wish I could run Witcher 3 so that players could finally be happy".
The same applies if it was a fridge, an oven or a dildo.

Fridge, Oven, Toaster and Dildo >>>>>>> Witcher 3

Thats actually accurate for me right now.