"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
This is a quote from Donald Trump's pick for Secretary of Defense James "Mad Dog" Mattis. Sounds familiar? Batman had a similar aproach to other super heroes.
A few facts about James "Mad Dog" Mattis:
- Marine troops under his comand gave him the "Mad Dog" nickname after Mattis led the Iraq War's second battle of Fallujah.
- Mattis is also known as a "warrior monk," a nod to his intellect and expertise as well as his marital status: 66-year-old Mattis has never wed.
- Mattis fought in Iraq and Afghanistan, where his call-sign was "chaos".
- Mattis is the guy that convinced Trump that waterboarding wasn't useful. "I've always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers and I do better with that than I do with torture," He told Trump.
- “They say he is the closest thing to General George Patton that we have.” - Donald Trump on Mattis.
Took some of these facts from here.
This guy also have some interesting quotes. Here is a few:
- 'There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It’s really great.'
- 'If in order to kill the enemy you have to kill an innocent, don't take the shot. Don't create more enemies than you take out by some immoral act.'
- 'The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.'
- 'Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.'
- 'The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some a**holes in the world that just need to be shot.
Bonus Mad Memes:
The response to this pick has been overwhelmingly positive, some consider it Trumps best pick yet. Of course haters will soon be critical and I can't wait for their highly creative criticism. This time it might be a bit harder but here is an article that calls this cabinet pick uncostitutional. Is not much, but still a good way to get the hate started.
“Simple minds have always confused great honesty with great rudeness.” - Sherlock Holmes, Elementary (2013).
"Did you guys expected some actual rational fact-based reasoning? ...you should already know I'm all about BS and fraudulence." - FunFan, VGchartz (2016)