why the hell do you have your sons friends mom number? you should get punched only for that stupidity

In self defense.

If said person killed your parents, wheter he was being mind controlled by the nazis or not.

Send a text saying something like "OMG; replied to the wrong text! Plz disregard!'

As for warranting a broken nose---HELL NO. Some guys who probably have a history of abuse might lose their shit but no reasonable guy would and no human being should be excused for it if that line is crossed.

If you are ever confronted, be honest, apologize and respect their boundries. Play up your embarassment if you must, make a self-depracating joke and make sure it does not happen again.

Don't play dumb. That was no accident. You are testing the waters for some hanky panky with this woman after being cut off by your own lady.

Oh! The continuity!

Sticks and stones will , but words will never make me.

For your situation, it would depend on how you tried to explain it. I think hitting another person in self defense in fine and settling disputes between the same sex (within reason).

Indeed. this thread is too conicidental after his last one lol.