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the_dengle on 23 June 2015
invetedlotus123 said:
I have some ideas in how it could in a healthy way.
Like, a VR game where it puts you in the vision of someone having sex and letting you control the action of QTE, and being able to play online with other people online. It would be the next generation of webcam sex, just us all being super sexy and stdless avatars.

Seriously, this is also the only thing I can see VR being somehow useful.

QTE? Nah son. Better With Kinect. Voice commands.

You know, so your hands are free.



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Normchacho on 23 June 2015

I mean...I'm really against the idea, but I think it would really harm public perception of consoles and gaming in general.



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sundin13 on 23 June 2015

Sex as gameplay doesn't work. I have never had any feedback in a sex scene in a game that I felt was in any way not super fucking weird. I've thought about it, and I have come up with a grand total of zero ways to get it to work.

The only time sex works in games is when you don't have any input. This means that it happens during a cutscene (which has a host of issues...) or in a visual novel (where user input is always low). As for visual novels, they aren't exactly games in my opinion - more like choose your own adventure books with pretty pictures - however, they are certainly not all about rape and sexual violence. I'm sure Jizz would gladly point you in the direction of some good ones though.



Normchacho on 23 June 2015
the_dengle said:
invetedlotus123 said:
I have some ideas in how it could in a healthy way.
Like, a VR game where it puts you in the vision of someone having sex and letting you control the action of QTE, and being able to play online with other people online. It would be the next generation of webcam sex, just us all being super sexy and stdless avatars.

Seriously, this is also the only thing I can see VR being somehow useful.

QTE? Nah son. Better With Kinect. Voice commands.

You know, so your hands are free.

I...do not want to get walked in on talking dirty to my Playstation while pleasuring myself...again...



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the_dengle on 23 June 2015
Normchacho said:

I...do not want to get walked in on talking dirty to my Playstation while pleasuring myself...again...

Well you wouldn't be. Obviously Kinect doesn't work with Playstation, silly. You'd be walked in on talking dirty to your Xbox while pleasuring yourself. Completely different.

Anyway, would it really be that much better to be walked in on while pleasuring yourself but not talking dirty to your Playstation? May as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb, right?



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arcaneguyver on 23 June 2015

We need to fix the ESRB before anything like this will fly. Currently, games can only get up to an M rating (17+) and still make money; raise that age bracket ONE YEAR to an AO (18+) by somehow pissing off the ESRB board and you're stuck in the ghetto of shame, unable to be sold at retail for the most part and prohibited from being shown on Twitch.



ironmanDX on 23 June 2015

This thread needs more jizz....



ReimTime on 23 June 2015

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Busted on 23 June 2015

Oh god no



Frogger on 23 June 2015

Me too. Don't see why there can be high quality book porn, high quality film porn, but video games are somehow above high quality game porn, especially when gaming would be the best medium for porn as it's interactive.

The reason's against it are pretty stupid. It would make a shit ton of money with the right devs. But no serious game designer wants a porn game on their resume.