A. The legless rehab clinic

Q. what makes 60fps so good?

A: A combination between a decent upbringing, a well developed education system and its own desire to be accepted in our society.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To be a Frogger

When is Ganondorf gonna win?

A. when he's up against Mario

Q. why did they call it Nintendo?

A. Because calling it "Japan's Porn Party" didn't have the same ring.

Q. Why does Nintendo love blonde princesses?

A. Because calling it "Japan's Porn Party" didn't have the same ring.

Q. Why does Nintendo love blonde princesses?

A: Because rick james loves white bitches

Q: if sharlie sheen and lindsay lohan got into a drug taking contest, who would win?

A: My spectacular abs

Q: What did you dream last night?

A: Bananaking

Q: How to fry a shrimp?

Q. Use a another Shrimp, 10 fries and a pancake. Apply the shrimp on top of the shrimp and wrap both shrims in the pancake. Finally add the fries all over the outer exterior of the pancake.

A. Do you pike abstart art?