Magic is terrorism. MAGIC. Yes, the use of MAGIC is now terrorism.

A 4th grader in Texas has been suspended because he pretended to have a ring like the One Ring from The Lord of the Rings, and said it could make a classmate disappear.

Sources: Articles on 4th Grader:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/02/01/fourth-grader-suspended-for-threatening-classmate-with-magic-ring/

http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/1/7960307/fourth-grader-suspended-lord-of-the-rings

http://www.oaoa.com/news/education/article_6b47c224-a8d2-11e4-8989-1f5b0d13dadd.html

That person is the embodiment of brilliance.

but the boy is dangerous.. it says in the article:

"This isn't his son's first scrape with authority; the boy has been suspended three times already, once for calling a black classmate black, the other for bringing a book to school that had a drawing of a pregnant woman. "

he's a repeating terrorist

By this logic every older sibling I've met is a terrorist.

hm hasnt jesus done some kind of magic, like healing people and walking over water and stuff? so is the bible now banned at schools too?

hmm.. now we have to find Mount Doom or the world is fucked

Boy I wish... I wish..

I came here expecting to see someone seriously claim magic is terrorism and I expected that to amuse me. Now I am disappointed because I saw the embodiment of stupidity instead.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/02/01/fourth-grader-suspended-for-threatening-classmate-with-magic-ring/

For those that want a more reliable source.

Forget ISIS, I think it's time the US Government sends troops into Texas. Whole lotta waste in the US we could do without.