Ah good. Disappointed before I even had hope.  Much better.

It will never happen..... Sigh.....

It took me a long time to get into Earthbound when I started playing it, but now I can't put it down. It's the kind of thing where I don't really want a sequel though. The game is good enough on it's own, no need to ruin it with an updated experience or any such nonsense.

I don't want to believe this is true because if it isn't true I'm not getting out of bed for a while.

I am guessing you don't buy many books...

When was the last time Game Informer even revealed a Nintendo game?
You would think something like this would be at E3.

I'll keep an eye on this but probably fake.

It's fake, something like this wouldn't leak and Nintendo wouldn't announce a big game like Earthbound Forever in GI, they'd leave it for a Nintendo Direct, but something like this would probably be kept for E3.

Don't hurt me.