I can speak fluent Spanish and English. A bit of French, but not enough. I want to learn Russian, Chinese, Japanese and German.

I can speak English and Spanish very fluently. I speak German well enough.

I desperately (well, not really desperately) need to learn Dutch since I just moved to Holland. On top of this I would like to learn Portuguese. It's the second most important Romance language after Spanish, honestly (shove it up your ass, French!)

That's not a stupid reason! Any reason's a good reason.

Yeah, I would definitely hate to live in a country where I can't speak the native language. I agree that French is in decline, but it's my prefernce when it comes to Romance languages.

I can speak Arabia and English. I want to learn Japanese and French.

That's easy. Just get drunk and then try to speak English with a German pronounciation of the words. That should about nail it.

Oh btw, hast du schon die Redundanzüberdruckmessnotfallventile auf den Dampfflussschiffen der deutschen Dampfflussschifffahrtsaufsichtsbehörde überprüft?

I dunno dude. Spoken well, Spanish oozes macho sexiness. 

And yeah! That's very true. It's really awkward not being able to understand supermarket signs, so I'm in the process of learning Dutch. In fact, during high school I learned German for five years so I could learn Dutch more easily later on for college. My high school doesn't offer Dutch language courses. (Also, yeah, I plan waaay ahead sometimes.)

Speak all fluently

English
Italian
Jamaican Patois (if that can even be classed as a language)

I speak:
Dutch (native language)
English (fluent)
French (in a way like: here are the basic words, please combine them yourself)

I want to learn:
German
Klingon

Das ist ein Grund, dass Deutsch ist schwere für mich. Ich denke, dass einige Worte sind zu langen!