I find it shocking for any hardcore gamer that grew up with Halo (http://www.destructoid.com/cnn-gets-gamer-who-grew-up-on-halo-to-review-the-3ds-197162.phtml) to be exposed to such anti Christian traditional values that Nintendo keeps on trying to expose us to.  They even have the audacity to try and push their homosexual agenda after first exposing us to Birdo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo) who is a very confused character to say the least.  Their most recent attempt was found in a Japanese release only game (http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/05/tomodachi_collection_new_life_features_same_sex_marriage_for_men_but_not_women) which introduced same sex marriage for men.  Thankfully, after much outrage Nintendo decided to patch the game and remove the "glitch" (http://gaygamer.net/2013/05/nintendo-rids-tomodachi-collection-new-life-of-strange-same-sex-relationships/).  Nintendo has tried to state that it was merely just a glitch (along with men getting pregnant in the game) and they didn't intend for it to ever be an option.  I'd like to believe that this was the case but then I stumbled upon something very shocking in the E rated game Animal Crossing: New Leaf. 

Remember I am a hardcore gamer that grew up with Halo so I have played all the other Animal Crossing.  I must have been so innocent back then that I wouldn't even dare to attempt what I just did in New Leaf.  Let me just warn everyone what you are about to see is very shocking!  Don't be afraid if you must look away from your screen.

So here I was enjoying Animal Crossing: New Leaf with a lot of satisfaction.  I had my male character dressed in manly tights and space suits. 

I was feeling very masculine.  However, I knew Nintendo would try and expose me to something that I was not quite ready for...  I should have been prepared to go down into a dark hole in my manly space suit.

It all started when I went and visited the local clothing shop.  Little did I know that these "sisters" would try and push their gay agenda onto my innocent body.

So they first made it seem like it was me just shopping for a present for a girl...  Yet to my surprise!!!  They gave me an option to try it on...

They then said it was OK...  Feeling a little confused I then ventured into the accessories side of the shop trying to get my bearing straight.  To my horror I then encountered another "sister" giving me more assertion that everything is fine with trying on women's clothing.

So much was happening so quickly that I had to go back to my house and take a nap...  Hopefully, a nap would calm all these thoughts and questions I was now exposed to thanks to Nintendo.  Little did I know that I would wake up later that night dressed like a Japanese woman playing with pansies...

So now I am in the process of talking with Nintendo and Pat Robertson (700 Club) about this very important issue that could potential turn all our nation's children into crossdressers who spend their entire night playing in a field full of pansies.  Please help protect our children from Nintendo!

Source: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=164197&page=1#

I want to know why these animals are getting uppity enough to think they can ask for money for their services.

It doesn't sit right.

Would you rather it be some socialist breeding ground?  Thank god they didn't stray from capitalist ideals too far.  However, I believe I might have a problem with these public projects...  If anything these public projects should be built with tax payer money but then sold to a company that can charge tolls for use.  You know...  Like how Texas builds any new highway.

Links make the article official looking huh?  Just wait I'll have Pat Robertson blabbering about this in no time!

Mmmm... crossdressing. I gotta play New Leaf ASAP

Yikes!!!  This is exactly what I was afraid of.  I must pray to god that Nintendo patches this ASAP.

Damn Nintendo with their agendas!

well im a christian, but I can honestly say I don't give a f**k

I just won't cross dress then, simple as that.

But what about the millions of other people playing this who must be saved? Not all of them will have a self-control as good as yours. Patch it out, I say!

Pat Robertson could afford to buy every 3DS system ever sold....Yeah, it's sad.