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Weedlab said:
Mr Puggsly said:
deadly2choke said:
Mr Puggsly said:
A girl once kicked my cat off the bed while I was performing cunnilingus. Stupid cat trying to get in on the action...


i guess pussy wanted some action

Or maybe it smelled fish!

You get it...? Pussy smells sometimes...

Why did you have to mention that mate? My vivid imagination is running wild now. Lol But you are correct. That’s why I often avoided performing cunnilingus before. Some women want the darn thing even after being outside for the whole day. Yuck!



 

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Mr Puggsly said:
Weedlab said:
Mr Puggsly said:
deadly2choke said:
Mr Puggsly said:
A girl once kicked my cat off the bed while I was performing cunnilingus. Stupid cat trying to get in on the action...


i guess pussy wanted some action

Or maybe it smelled fish!

You get it...? Pussy smells sometimes...

Why did you have to mention that mate? My vivid imagination is running wild now. Lol But you are correct. That’s why I often avoided performing cunnilingus before. Some women want the darn thing even after being outside for the whole day. Yuck!



 

Indeed. Don't get me started! I've seen toilet paper pieces while down there.


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hahahahahahahaha ... I just spat some of my coffee on the book I was reading. :/ But it was worth it I think. xD

I have a strict policy with that, and my fiancee knows this, so only after showering. Otherwise zero (the love bug didn't bit me that hard). We have a 'fair exchange' policy at the behest of my fiancee, and I'm a sucker for felatios so as long as we have that policy in place  ... you get the point. :/



 

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no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me.



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- George Orwell, ‘1984’

Yeah, no problem. My gf's cat is somewhere in the room quite often. Thankfully it knows it shouldn't interrupt :P



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Porcupine_I said:

no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me.


You're killing me here. I was waiting for somebody to twist it.



 

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Weedlab said:
Porcupine_I said:

no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me.


You're killing me here. I was waiting for somebody to twist it.

i was surprised nobody did it already



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

been there done that



Imagine not having GamePass on your console...

I would have sex with a pet while a human is watching.



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Porcupine_I said:

no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me.

That is not what he asked... creep.

OT: Absolutely not. I always blindfold my dog before I have sex with it.