It's better then have the dog bark outside the door.
It's better then have the dog bark outside the door.
Weedlab said:
Why did you have to mention that mate? My vivid imagination is running wild now. Lol But you are correct. That’s why I often avoided performing cunnilingus before. Some women want the darn thing even after being outside for the whole day. Yuck!
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Indeed. Don't get me started! I've seen toilet paper pieces while down there.
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Mr Puggsly said:
Indeed. Don't get me started! I've seen toilet paper pieces while down there. |
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hahahahahahahaha ... I just spat some of my coffee on the book I was reading. :/ But it was worth it I think. xD
I have a strict policy with that, and my fiancee knows this, so only after showering. Otherwise zero (the love bug didn't bit me that hard). We have a 'fair exchange' policy at the behest of my fiancee, and I'm a sucker for felatios so as long as we have that policy in place ... you get the point. :/
Playstation = The Beast from the East
Sony + Nintendo = WIN! PS3 + PSV + PS4 + Wii U + 3DS
no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me.
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
Yeah, no problem. My gf's cat is somewhere in the room quite often. Thankfully it knows it shouldn't interrupt :P
Wii U is a GCN 2 - I called it months before the release!
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My consoles: PS2 Slim, PS3 Slim 320 GB, PSV 32 GB, Wii, DSi.
Porcupine_I said: no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me. |
You're killing me here. I was waiting for somebody to twist it.
Playstation = The Beast from the East
Sony + Nintendo = WIN! PS3 + PSV + PS4 + Wii U + 3DS
Weedlab said:
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i was surprised nobody did it already
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
I would have sex with a pet while a human is watching.
No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.
Porcupine_I said: no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me. |
That is not what he asked... creep.
OT: Absolutely not. I always blindfold my dog before I have sex with it.