Xbox Gamers Are Better At Sex

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Wright on 06 April 2013

Deyon said:

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bananaking21 said:

Deyon said:

You can dominate bananaking while I dominate you. Deal?

stop trying to have sex with me

I don't like threesomes either way.

You either have buttsex with me and bananaking or you stay a virgin for the rest of your life. It's your choice.

We can do this: I'll sleep with Bananaking and you look. It would be a unique threesome. (?)

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Deyon on 06 April 2013

Wright said:

Deyon said:

Wright said:

I don't like threesomes either way.

You either have buttsex with me and bananaking or you stay a virgin for the rest of your life. It's your choice.

We can do this: I'll sleep with Bananaking and you look. It would be a unique threesome. (?)

Can I at least slip a finger in your ass?

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Wright on 06 April 2013

Deyon said:

Wright said:

Deyon said:

Wright said:

I don't like threesomes either way.

You either have buttsex with me and bananaking or you stay a virgin for the rest of your life. It's your choice.

We can do this: I'll sleep with Bananaking and you look. It would be a unique threesome. (?)

Can I at least slip a finger in your ass?

No; you stay away from my arse. You can have Bananaking's, though.

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S.T.A.G.E. on 06 April 2013

VGKing said:

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Xbox users also tend to pay for things that should be free... you do the math.

Makes sense. They just get more pracitce the the rest of us. They can get sex whenever they want, while everyone else has to go on dates, meet the parents...etc...etc.

Wait...everyone else gets free sex. My head hurts.

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S.T.A.G.E. on 06 April 2013

spurgeonryan said:
I would have thought it would have been Wii U owners. Multi-tasking.

They are the ones to get mounted under cover of darkness.

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ghost_of_fazz on 06 April 2013

bananaking21 said:

well xbox gamers know how to jump in and do it hands free, while playstation and nintendo gamers need some help of a 6 inch piece of plastic which is some cases glows in the dark

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Adinnieken on 06 April 2013

Sitting outside the room to a class I'm taking, I sit next to this hot 20 something PS3 gamer chick waiting for her next class, and strike up a conversation. We talked about a lot of various subjects in an immensely short period of time, then before we both got up to go to our respective classes, she thanked me for the conversation and told me it was the best conversation she'd had with a fellow PS3 gamer ever. I unfortunately had to correct her and let her know I was an Xbox gamer. But I offered to continue the conversation after class with her if she'd like.

Dinner and a few drinks later...validation that Xbox gamers are better at sex.

Apparently, PS3 gamers lack the art of conversation.

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SENTIENT6 on 06 April 2013

Says a bunch of dorks on a site about video game sales lulz. I am a master of sex, Dr Ruth learnt from me, I am the danger, I am the one who knocks up ur mom.