I feel offended... :(
Its not easy to live with a large one... I have to use 2 hands controling it just to pee.. I have to wear long boxers otherwise he shows its head... I also want to wear short shorts in the summer.. Friends make fun of it with jokes like: "Hey Nikkom, in the zoo there are like these animals who pick up nuts with that"
I think we need to start a charity for you. :( poor thing. :/