To support her escalating recreational drug use, the tooth fairy was eventually forced to take on corporate sponsors.

This one is hard!

Eight years after winning the "You won't tatoo that in your chest" bet with his firends, 'Smarty' Pete went on to win the "You won't jump onto the troll pit dressed as a ballarina" bet.

He proved them wrong again.

My mind is blown by some of the submissions here. So creative.

NBC announces their new Olympic sponsors: GoldenPalace.com and BallerinasRUs as well as the latest Olympic sport: Belly Flopping.

NBC promises their coverage will remain consistent across all corners of the globe so long as you visit these sponsors.

Teenage girl: "Tattooing Golden Palace on your body is sooooooo 2004! It's like get with the time dude!"

Chinese guy (happydolphin): Look at the sales figures, I'm telling you, the WiiU is in line to sell 150M units lifetime.

Black woman (Jay520): I think you're extrapolating.

Blond woman (pezus): *dafuq smile* happy, look at NSMB2, it sold less than you expected. Why should this be any different?

Asian woman (Sal Paradise): That's the Playstation 2 sales curve HD. :P

Chinese guy (HD): *takes off bandana and puts on glasses and earrings*

[Black woman]: Why force us the cram around your laptop when you could link it to that big TV on the wall?
[Asian guy]: Shut up and watch the presentation! Pointing out my imcompetence will NOT be tolerated in this room!

Must...resist...sexual...jokes...

(I'll post later, I'm at work now)