Who needs relationships when you got  whole industies dedicated to dating sims and animated porn?

On a serious note.

It is kinda unsettling to see thier aging population still a problem today, I thought it was just a phase.

Sex isn't realistic enough, you need tentacles, furries, slime and gallons of semen. No wonder they don't bother with sex.

Looks to me like drastic measures need to be taken. It is finally time to remove the 'blurring' of their Porn!

Well they got no chance against those tentacle monsters. They take all the hot school girls, so I can see why they don't even bother.

You mean there are people who are able to function without going around having sex all their lives?!?!

I can see the correlation of a generation japanese boys thinking that Final Fantasy 7 was the best thing ever when they grew up, thinking Cloud was the hero they wanted to be thus turning them into little girly emo men women aren't interested in.. they want manly men..

Uhhhhh, excuse me?

Where does he....you now, stick it?

Not all relationships involve sex bro!

Though why a DS Phantom?

Otherwise it would obviously be underaged.

On a side note: I can't wait to see their little Game Boy Micro's as they come :D