justin bieber i want to hear him scream for his life as im killing him slowly

what if jon lajoie come to your front door what would you say to him?

I would ask him to show me his genitals.

What if you encouraged someone one 4chan to kill themself, and they actually did?

I'd feel terrible for the rest of my life, write a book, which will later be turned into a movie and the person playing me will win an Oscar.

What if you accidentally saved someones life and became a local hero?

don't tell anyone that it was an accident and play along with it.

what if you found you mums sex toys?

I would be sick and try for the rest of my life to forget the moment.
What if you could turn into an element?

I would turn into water...water which will hopefully be pumped through the showers of the girls locker room.

What if you could immediately learn any language in the world?

I'd learn klingon to impress the girls!

what if you became aware of the existence of a parallel universe?

only interested in boobs

what if you are captured by cannibals, and you are offered to either join them or get eaten alive?

I'd join them,and shortly after,kill them in their sleep.
What if you could change the planet's shape?

I'd make it turn into a heart.

What if you could had the opportunity to chose between becoming a vampire or a warewolf?