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werewolf at least then I could still have a normal life and not burn in the sun

What if your favorite game was real



Tag:I'm not bias towards Nintendo. You just think that way (Admin note - it's "biased".  Not "bias")
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Switch is 9th generation. Everyone else is playing on last gen systems! UPDATE: This is no longer true. 2nd UPDATE: I have no Switch 2. I am now behind

Biggest pikmin fan on VGchartz I won from a voting poll
I am not a nerd. I am enthusiast.  EN-THU-SI-AST!
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then this will be my new favourite game:



what if ugly aliens have taken over the world and decide to use you in their crazy interspecies fetish porn?



 

ill take it like a bitch.

what if you had a wank and red stuff came out instead?



Then I'd see a doctor about that

What if you caught someone on LSD chewing your carpet?



   

sit they and laugh my head off maybe jump out on him to shit himself for chewing my carpet. 

what if you was playing a game and your mum walked in and said lets have ago and after she got used to it she turned out to be better then you?



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'Mom, you're so cool!!!'

What if you found out that your father was dating your ex?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

I'll call him a player! just call them both whores

What if you could have one wish?



Tag:I'm not bias towards Nintendo. You just think that way (Admin note - it's "biased".  Not "bias")
(killeryoshis note - Who put that there ?)
Switch is 9th generation. Everyone else is playing on last gen systems! UPDATE: This is no longer true. 2nd UPDATE: I have no Switch 2. I am now behind

Biggest pikmin fan on VGchartz I won from a voting poll
I am not a nerd. I am enthusiast.  EN-THU-SI-AST!
Do Not Click here or else I will call on the eye of shining justice on you. 

I wish I could have 1 million more wishes.

what if you go to visit your grand parents, after you go in to their home, close the door and turn around you see there is a big orgy of old people going on and they're all looking at you?



 

'Ewww, old people having sex is gross!'

What if you realized you married a wanted murderer?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

I would turn her in after I win the lottery and break her back out

What if snakes could run fast and live anywhere?



Tag:I'm not bias towards Nintendo. You just think that way (Admin note - it's "biased".  Not "bias")
(killeryoshis note - Who put that there ?)
Switch is 9th generation. Everyone else is playing on last gen systems! UPDATE: This is no longer true. 2nd UPDATE: I have no Switch 2. I am now behind

Biggest pikmin fan on VGchartz I won from a voting poll
I am not a nerd. I am enthusiast.  EN-THU-SI-AST!
Do Not Click here or else I will call on the eye of shining justice on you.