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I will combine all the advice I have received and take advantage of my doctors free sperm.



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spurgeonryan said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
I have a red spotty rash on the underside of my right forearm. What do?


Take advantage of your free health care.

And your crazy amount of taxes that you Europeans pay out!

I pay 0 taxes.



spurgeonryan said:
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
I have a red spotty rash on the underside of my right forearm. What do?


Take advantage of your free health care.

And your crazy amount of taxes that you Europeans pay out!


I would recommend to use your own sperm instead of the doctor's to get rid of it. Unless your into that sort of thing.



Andrespetmonkey said:
I have a red spotty rash on the underside of my right forearm. What do?


Take advantage of your free health care.



I have a red spotty rash on the underside of my right forearm. What do?



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Porcupine_I said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
VGKing said:
Uh.....spider-web isn't sperm....

Imagine humans made traps out of cum...

o.o

they do! it's called children!


Nice. I guess we do come out of cum traps.



spurgeonryan said:
Panama said:
You should rub some salt and lemon in it to disinfect it.


I have actually put lemon juice in my eye before for pink eye. Worked with in hours.

So how'd you get pink eye? *looks at pezus*



spurgeonryan said:
Panama said:
You should rub some salt and lemon in it to disinfect it.


I have actually put lemon juice in my eye before for pink eye. Worked with in hours.


Lemons have very underrated health benefits. Good for cataracts too. 



You should rub some salt and lemon in it to disinfect it.



Andrespetmonkey said:
VGKing said:
Uh.....spider-web isn't sperm....

Imagine humans made traps out of cum...

o.o

they do! it's called children!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’