Darth Vador!

comcast

or

dish network

AH-hahahaha! Janet Reno. That's great (I miss Florida). Dish Network. Comcast pisses me off multiple ways. Jesus OR The Geico Caveman

Jesus, because he didn´t make a fuss about dieing for other peoples sinns, that shows serious guts

Would you rather hear nothing but pop musik from the 80s for the rest of your life

OR

Have your ears eaten by beaverrats

Have your ears eaten by beaverrats WWE or UFC

WWE

Get beaten up by little girl in front  of everyone in high school, there is no shame in losing to little girls, with their "you can´t hit girls" powers they are undefeatable, exept by other little girls.

You die and are reincarnated would you rather be:

a rat in an acid testing laboratory 

OR

the next animal Paris Hilton adopts

The next animal Paris Hilton adopts. Do you have any idea what kind of damage a pet can inflict and end up blameless because hes "just a stupid animal?" She puts me in her purse, I'll pee on her tampons. Al Bundy OR Ted Bundy

Al Bundy,

Would you rather fight a :

Rhino with a sharks head on Speed

OR

the band Slayer with chainsaw hands on crack 

Slayer -- older and slower.

Money or Happiness?

That's an old question. Happiness.

Honda

or

Toyota?