Then you'll have to deal with all the blood, and probably get someone else to buy it for you, and do it on the down-low. I was playing Turok 2 when I was 13, and that game had a weapon that locked onto your enemy's brainwaves, sent out a guided drill that flew through the air, latched onto their heads, drilled through their skulls, squirted all of their cerebro-spinal fluid out, and then exploded, blowing their entire head off. That game was awesome. No More Heroes looks to be equally awesome. Just for the love of god don't spread it around. The last thing we need is Jack Thompson getting hold of this game. HIS head would explode if he found out that the way you power up is to jerk off your sword. Which you then cut them in half with, causing them squirt out more blood than any 3 people could possibly contain.