So Dante is able to drop the F-Bomb as a weapon? In Hell, no one can see you upgrade.

Wow, my interest in Dante's Inferno has grown in a way someone would be who is foreseeing an oncoming train wreck, and just can't look away.

Something tells me the original italian version of the literary classic doesn't have "fuck" or the italian equivalent for it...

This..is..great. EA you are now my hero. Im in tears. High Five EA, High Five.

Their.... translation is pretty suspect, I guess?

I have a feeling there are going to a bunch of disappointed 12 year olds reading their first ever book.

No fucking way this is real!

I am overflowing with emotions in every direction and can barely respond! This is hilarious and confusing and scary and awesome all at once! I never thought I'd see any classic political poetry with an EA logo, some stupid hardcore badass game art, and a hint about checking my UPGRADES menu! Has the whole world gone to Hell or is this another of EA's brilliant Nine Circles of Marketing?

This is as funny as Wii Pray.

I was going to say "You can't blame EA for the English translation"

But holy hell, that is NOT the English translation.

Che CAZZO è?

Is this another joke come sins thing as part of the marketing?