Day 45. It has been over a month now that Twesterm is no longer a mod. Already the the feeling of being powerless consumes him. Without the true power, without the voice of the heavenly Gods in the VgChartz Pantheon (ioi, source, Naz, Talon) guiding him, he has turned to the help of the experienced masses. Once a half God and now one of us, mortals, he needs te re-learn how to adapt to everyday life.

Twesterm is desperate for G(m)od-attention and finding near-bannable excuses is a way to do this. At least, that is what he plots. To once again hear the voices from the sky crying out for him to take action.


Anyway, just post facepalms and other assorted picks. It get's the message across and because 9/10 times it's funny, the mods will let it slide.

tell them ur going back to planet earth to play good games and to stay there on planet retarded to play whatever crap they like

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?post=3039611&page=1&postnum=31

bet i dont get banned haha XD

You walk on thin ice.

You probably will be banned by one of the more humourless mods (not saying any names).

Have Faith in the theory! 

If you tried it with 10,000 posts, you'd get off scot-free, probably.

With 100...maybe not.

I have over 4000 posts haha, just over a few now permabanned accounts. 

1) Pay nordlead VG$750/month
2) insult other people
3) nordlead sweeps reports under he rug
4) ???
5) nordlead profits!!

or maybe someone who has a sick sense of humor...

"The size or your errr... system is preventing the movement of solid waste from your body"?