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I think poop is the most disgusting thing in the world.

It takes me a while just to wipe my ass. It's just so horrible, that poop is.

Oh, and that was the most epic story ever with that guy on the date and that was the most disgusting video ever patapon.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

I hear you, man. I always try to poop in the morning before work so I don't have to go in the porta-potty (I work at a construction site), but my asshole just doesn't want to co-operate!



Soriku said:
--OkeyDokey-- said:

I hear you, man. I always try to poop in the morning before work so I don't have to go in the porta-potty (I work at a construction site), but my asshole just doesn't want to co-operate!


You just have to threaten it. Tell it you'll rip it another hole.

I don't need two of them! Then I'll have to use the porta-potty twice as much!





                                
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Xxain said:
c03n3nj0 said:
I only have to poo when I'm around the house, never when I'm out. And around the same time too!

My asshole is trained!

This....i can go days without craping if im not at home, but the minute I walk into house its ready to come out... trained asshole's are the best

This + 1 but have you noticed as you get closer to home it comes on stronger ha ha



Yo, your thread is too funny. Anyways, my advice is to try eating bread.



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Soriku said:
I almost went a week without pooping. Or was it a week? O_o

I remember when I first addicted to Diablo II, I spent all the time in front of the computer and didn't poop for about 2 weeks, when I finally did it, it was very...........painful, I had to get some medicines afterwards because something was bricked during it