Why does that a**hole hate me?

[--OkeyDokey--]

Soriku said:

--OkeyDokey-- said:

I hear you, man. I always try to poop in the morning before work so I don't have to go in the porta-potty (I work at a construction site), but my asshole just doesn't want to co-operate!

You just have to threaten it. Tell it you'll rip it another hole.

I don't need two of them! Then I'll have to use the porta-potty twice as much!